Scampi in a British chip shop is almost never a whole langoustine on a plate. It is breaded pieces — historically langoustine, often prawn in cheaper mixes — fried until the crumb is crisp, sold by the portion with chips. It is the seafood you order when you want fried fish-shop food without a single large fillet. The crumb is usually a dry breadcrumb, not the wet batter that coats a cod.

Salt & Vinegar’s Coulsdon homepage lists scampi among the wider seafood, with prawns and calamari, as a change from a fish supper. The numbered price grid on this guide does not give scampi a pound figure. That is deliberate. This page will not invent a price. If you want scampi tonight, ask in the shop or phone 020 8660 6990. A mention on a homepage is not the same as a basket sitting in the freezer at 19:00 on a Thursday.

What you are asking for

Say scampi, and say chips if you want chips (from £3.00 on the printed list). Do not say “the small fish” if you mean scampi; on this board small fish is small cod at £9.50. Do not say “king bites” if you mean scampi; seven king bites are a different, priced fish item at £9.50. Names matter at a noisy fryer.

Wholetail scampi versus reformed scampi is a quality argument you will find on packets. This independent guide has not inspected a packet in this Coulsdon shop. If that difference matters, ask what they fry. A paragraph that pretends to know the brand would be a worse page.

Where it sits on a chippy night

Scampi is a shareable, pickable fried seafood. It is not a children’s box on this printed kids’ list (those boxes are nuggets, cod bites, fish cake, sausage, saveloy). It is not a Pukka pie. It is not rock salmon. If the shop has it, it is its own line. If they do not, you still have the printed fish: cod, haddock, plaice, rock salmon, king bites, fish cake, cod roe.

Monday to Saturday 12:00–21:45, 85 Stoats Nest Rd, CR5 2JJ. Sunday closed. This site does not take orders. It is not the official Salt & Vinegar website. The live answer is the counter.

Questions

Does Salt & Vinegar sell scampi?

The shop’s wider description includes scampi. It is not a numbered price on the published grid. Ask at the counter or phone 020 8660 6990.

Is scampi the same as battered cod?

No. Scampi is usually breaded pieces of langoustine or prawn, fried. Cod is a battered fillet. Different shape, different batter or crumb.