Haddock at this Coulsdon shop is £11.50, the same published price as large cod. If you prefer haddock, say haddock. Do not assume the person frying will hear “the usual” as haddock. Plaice is £9.50. Rock salmon is £9.50. Those two share the small-cod price, not the large one.

The photograph is fried fish. It is not a labelled haddock from 85 Stoats Nest Road, and it is not a species identification guide. British chippies have used “rock salmon” for a long time as a counter name; this page does not pretend to be a marine biology lesson. It is the word on the board. Ask for it in that word if that is what you want.

What else is fish here

Seven king bites are £9.50. They are a different shape: pieces, not a single fillet. Useful if you want fish without committing to a large cod, or if you are sharing. Cod roe is £3.50, a side rather than a supper. A fish cake is £3.00 in the savouries list. A fish burger is £5.80, with lettuce and onions, which is a different meal again.

Scampi and calamari are mentioned on the homepage as seafood on the wider list. If you want those, ask whether they are on today. A published “from” or a homepage sentence is not the same as the fryer having them at 19:00 on a Thursday. The phone is 020 8660 6990.

Chips still start at £3.00 whichever fish you pick. Mushy peas £2.00, curry sauce £2.40. Salt and vinegar at the end. The cod page covers the default fillet; this page is for the rest of the fish names so they are not treated as decorations on a cod article.

Picking one without a review

This guide does not rank haddock against cod. Texture, bone, and whether you grew up with one or the other are personal, and a paragraph on a website is a poor substitute for a portion you have eaten. If you have not had plaice from a chippy, it is the £9.50 line to try without stepping up to £11.50. If you always have cod, haddock is the swap at the same large price.

Nothing here is a claim that this is the only fish shop in Coulsdon, or the best. It is the list at one counter. Prices change. Sunday none of it is available, because the shop is closed. Monday to Saturday, 12:00 to 21:45, 85 Stoats Nest Rd, CR5 2JJ.