Number 85 Stoats Nest Road is a Coulsdon address in the CR5 2JJ postcode. The shop phone is 020 8660 6990. If a sat-nav has already got you onto Brighton Road, you want the turning onto Stoats Nest Road, then you follow that road to 85. The junction is the one photographed on the hours page: Stoats Nest Road meeting Brighton Road, cars, a yellow line, houses that are not the fish bar.
The photograph on this page is the road. Treat it as a reminder of the street, not as a door number you can read off the image. The homepage map is the pin. Use that if you are driving from Purley, Old Coulsdon, Chipstead, or the A23.
Station, road, number
Coulsdon South station sits on Stoats Nest Road. That is the useful fact for anyone coming by train. You do not need a bus between the platform and this shop. You do need to turn the right way out of the station and to walk as far as 85, which is not on the platform and is not the first doorway you see. There is no minute-count here, because platforms and pace differ. If you would rather not guess, phone the order when you are off the train and collect when you reach the door. Details on the station guide.
Coulsdon Town is a different station. If your ticket or your map says Town, you are not yet on this road. Do not assume every “Coulsdon” arrival is Stoats Nest Road.
What you are walking toward
A takeaway fish-and-chip shop, open Monday to Saturday 12:00–21:45, closed Sunday. You can collect, and the homepage says you can stay as well. You cannot order through this website. You cannot have it delivered on the terms published here, because no delivery firm is listed.
Once you are at 85, the board is the same one described elsewhere: cod, haddock, plaice, rock salmon, pies, burgers, kids’ boxes, peas, curry, cans. This page will not reprint it. The road is the subject. If you came from Purley along Brighton Road, you have already passed other places to eat. This pin is specifically 85 Stoats Nest Rd, not the parade you liked the look of two minutes earlier.
Parking, yellow lines and whether you can stop outside are questions for the street as you find it, not for a guide written on a Tuesday. If you cannot stop, someone can wait in the shop while you circle. The close at 21:45 still applies if you are circling.